We will forever refer to Miami as home of the #donkeybutts, #nastywork, #regularwork, #givingitupdour, #giveitupfilthy, #watchers, #lookinglikealemon, and the list goes on. You had to be there to understand. The things women were wearing...basically nothing, and guys were tricking Od! But the saying goes "it's not tricking if you got it", right?
First night I stayed in, so you can say I missed out on the fun just a little. Second night I was FUQ'D up before 11pm!! [[note to reader: NEVER GUZZLE A SUPERMAN FROM WET WILLIES EVER! lol]] So again, I missed out on the fun. Third night I was drinking little to nothing, sipping on an Amaretto Sour. And again I was in the room early, missing out...but not really. Fourth day and night was the BEST OF THE BEST CONCERT!! That shit was CRACK! Although I almost passed out due to the sun, like I vomited because of the heat. Nonetheless, the show was AWESOME!! Gyptian and his purring, Baby Cham busting the old school dances, RDX daggering some random big bottom gyal, Mr. Vegas taking us to church, and the prayers going out to JA, the land we love! Catalinas that night was too much too, over fucking crowded!
BTW I was on South Beach, and went to the BEACH ONE EFFIN TIME!
Collins and Ocean [[streets]] were #nastywork like every night. At 5 am it would look like it was 9 pm...overcrowded, seriously! There's so much that has been left out...because a simple post can not explain how much fun Miami was nor how much stuff went on. However we were well behaved. :-) Only two things I regret is not getting my Fat Tuesdays cup =( and not clubbing AT ALL ...but there's always a next time, but WE WILL NOT BE BACK IN THAT CRAZY PLACE NEXT YEAR!!! lol...anymore you want to know?! nahhh I can't tell you.
